WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit rattled, mate. What's got your tights in a knot? Spill the tea. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a cuppa and you can tell us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could snap any second.